I Don’t Enjoy Summer- Why The Guilt?

Hey girl, The guilt comes from my mom always harking "go outside- enjoy the weather!" growing up. Living in upstate NY, I really should enjoy and take advantage of every second of nice weather. We have such long winters, and all we want in the middle of the icy shit is the weather we're having... Continue Reading →

An Ode To Those 7″ Heels

Hey girl, The shoes were what first hooked me. Those giant clear plastic sparkly goddess platforms- I remember the first time I stepped foot in a strip club as a customer, and saw them and LOVED them. I wanted to wear them. I also found out that I rather enjoyed having my head squished between... Continue Reading →

Avoiding the Old Strip Club Customer

Hey girl, Yesterday, at the grocery store I almost walked right into an old customer that I knew in the strip club world. Luckily he was looking elsewhere, and I was able to quickly turn and flee. It happens. You're coming around the corner in some public place, and all of a sudden, "The Farmer"... Continue Reading →

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