I’m in a bit of a dark mood tonight. I’ve got the end of summer panic full blown, and I’m horny and I’m worried I’m becoming an alcoholic.
Fuck, this guy is going to turn me into an alcoholic. I’ve got to get away from him. I can feel my soul drying up. My vagina, as well.
I was chatting with my ex-husband today. Sometimes I let a little daydream slip through my mind, and explore what it would be like to be with him again. Honestly, I don’t think it would be too bad- unlike our first go-around, he’s no longer the giant asshole he was back then.
Don’t worry- I’m not actually going to get back with my ex-husband. I don’t believe in going backwards in that department. It would be cool to just chill once in a while tho.
Read the rest of the debauchery HERE