Let’s Talk Ovulation

Hey Captains,

Let’s talk ovulation. This is on my mind because I am currently going through the emotional throes of this damned time of my cycle.

I don’t know about you, but ovulation is rough. It has been the bane of my existence for all of my sexual prime, and has been responsible (note: ovulation, not me) for some stupid shit that I’ve gotten myself into. Namely, having sex with people I should not have been having sex with.

During the 3-day span of this ovary spitting bullshit, I alternately want to be cuddled, and fucked really hard. If neither happen, I can turn into a raging bitch. In fact, I know that a lot of women experience PMS-like bitchiness during ovulation.

Sex is the answer. In fact, sex is always the answer. I tend to run fantasies at night about the ideal situation that would appease my raging vagina. It usually involved multiple penises and/or a certain ex-bf that I would love to spend many hours with, in bed.

AK

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