Ok. Ok. Ok. I've been working on pulling myself out of this hazy, unfocused state of mind (yes, some due to marijuana ingestion, of course) that I've been in for the last six weeks or so. A large part of it was the election, and then post-election anxiety and battling dread. I wish I had... Continue Reading →
That Time They Tried To Make Us Into Decent Women
Hey girl, I was recently reminded by my Twitter editor-in-chief @sinlife_media about that brief moment in my dancing career when the boss had a BIG IDEA. He proclaimed in his infinite wisdom, that there needed to be more class in the club. So on Friday and Saturday nights, at 8 p.m., all the girls were... Continue Reading →
Want To Help Me Build This Empire?
Hey girl, I have been working on this brand for about a year now, and I have so many plans for it! So, in preparation for all that I want to accomplish, I am starting a newsletter list. This list will let me keep my followers in the loop about all the exciting things I... Continue Reading →
Patience is a 30s Thing
Hey girl, Patience is a 30s thing, it really is. I WISH I had 1/2 of the patience I have now than I did in my young stupid years. I'd be so much further ahead....said everyone, right?? I've been feeling so impatient lately, especially with the day job. Fuck, it takes up so much time... Continue Reading →
I Am Not Your Wedding Zilla
Hey girl, You know what I've never been into? Having a giant, expensive elaborate wedding. Nope. I have never wanted to be bothered with all that shit. And my God! Women go absolutely fucking nuts over planning their wedding. Is it a special day? Absolutely. Do you need to blow thousands of dollars and take... Continue Reading →
Heels Are Life
Hey girl, My co-workers are amazed at my ability to prance around the office in 3” heels. I scoff at them. If they only knew. 3” are, of course, nothing when you’re used to running around the club in 7” heels with a goddamn 4” platform. Wimps. Today I was looking at my heels in... Continue Reading →
Take that passive-aggressive shit elsewhere
I got home late tonight, as I went to the gym after work and WENT IN AT THE GYM, you know what I mean? I had some pent up aggression for some reason....I Hi Captains, I was late getting home tonight, which he knew about. I went to the gym after work and really WENT... Continue Reading →
The Down and Dirty Friendship
Hey girl, Here I am again. This time I want to discuss friendships. Like, real down and dirty friendships. Like that bestie that is always there for you, will never bullshit you but tell you straight how it is, the one you can confide anything to. Sigh. I wish I had one. I was thinking... Continue Reading →
Goddammit why did I miss the early blog days
Hey there, Lately I've been listening to lots of podcasts with bloggers, but like OG bloggers from the earlier internet days. And I think about my previous identity that I rocked back in those days and fuck, I wish I had really capitalized on the early blogosphere days. Back in 2008 I was obsessed with... Continue Reading →
