Ok. Ok. Ok. I've been working on pulling myself out of this hazy, unfocused state of mind (yes, some due to marijuana ingestion, of course) that I've been in for the last six weeks or so. A large part of it was the election, and then post-election anxiety and battling dread. I wish I had... Continue Reading →
I was just thinking about the old school, early 2000s technology that we had/used in the club that would be so archaic now. How big was your CD holder? Some chics would bring there's in tucked away in it's own damn wheeling suitcase. You would bring your case in at the beginning of the shift... Continue Reading →
I was terrified when I went to my first bachelor party! I think I had been dancing for maybe three months, when I went on my first party, with the head girl at the club, whom we called 'Mama'. She was like our unofficial housemom. I'm grateful that they sent me with her, as she... Continue Reading →
During my dancing career, I got to know 5 DJs pretty well. And I'm convinced that the people who become strip club DJs, the men especially, are a different breed of person. Yes, strip club managers and bouncers are in a similar boat of course. It's such a strange subculture, that naturally attracts those that... Continue Reading →
Be wary of the girls who immediately want to become BFFs with you. They probably have an ulterior motive that involves either a) robbing you blind b) getting you hooked on the same shit they're hooked on or c) both. Which brings me to my next one: ALWAYS ALWAYS LOCK YOUR SHIT UP. And do... Continue Reading →
With the pandemic interrupting our normal lives, one kind of business that is really struggling is one that "normal" person might not think of- the strip club. What is the future of strip club dancing? Although there are a lot of horny bastards that I'm sure would disagree, strip clubs are not 'essential businesses' and... Continue Reading →
Hey girl, I was recently reminded by my Twitter editor-in-chief @sinlife_media about that brief moment in my dancing career when the boss had a BIG IDEA. He proclaimed in his infinite wisdom, that there needed to be more class in the club. So on Friday and Saturday nights, at 8 p.m., all the girls were... Continue Reading →
Hey girl, You know, I feel like I was totally clueless about the 2008 financial crisis, until it was very very obvious that shit was whack. I was only three years into my stripping career when the bottom fell out of everything. I remember that business dropped in the club seemingly overnight. I went from... Continue Reading →
Hey girl, Back when I was a baby stripper, about six months into my stripping journey, I started doing a couple of day shifts. Y'all know how day shift and night shift are two very different beasts. Y'all know. Well, I got along great with the 5-7 other girls that were usually working alongside me.... Continue Reading →
Hey girl, My co-workers are amazed at my ability to prance around the office in 3” heels. I scoff at them. If they only knew. 3” are, of course, nothing when you’re used to running around the club in 7” heels with a goddamn 4” platform. Wimps. Today I was looking at my heels in... Continue Reading →
