An Introvert’s Love of Internet Lurking

Ok. Ok. Ok. I've been working on pulling myself out of this hazy, unfocused state of mind (yes, some due to marijuana ingestion, of course) that I've been in for the last six weeks or so. A large part of it was the election, and then post-election anxiety and battling dread. I wish I had... Continue Reading →

This Season Has Been a Doozy

And I know I'm not alone. I have felt myself just wanting to read fantasy fiction, and/or contemporary teenage rom-coms, or do some mindless knitting while zoning out on Youtube videos...about knitting. There's this overhanging, low-level dread about the upcoming election and the chaos that will probably follow, no matter what the result is. Things... Continue Reading →

5 Tips For Newbie Strippers

Be wary of the girls who immediately want to become BFFs with you. They probably have an ulterior motive that involves either a) robbing you blind b) getting you hooked on the same shit they're hooked on or c) both. Which brings me to my next one: ALWAYS ALWAYS LOCK YOUR SHIT UP. And do... Continue Reading →

Will The Stripper Pole Ever Spin Again?

With the pandemic interrupting our normal lives, one kind of business that is really struggling is one that "normal" person might not think of- the strip club. What is the future of strip club dancing? Although there are a lot of horny bastards that I'm sure would disagree, strip clubs are not 'essential businesses' and... Continue Reading →

Get Out of That Mindset!

Hey girl, I've been keeping an eye on my Twitter feed, and dancers and sex workers are freaking out. Understandably. Everything has come to a halt, and your money has dried up. What I'm also seeing, which I don't agree with AT ALL are so many girls saying things like, "I'm totally unemployable, I can't... Continue Reading →

This Reminds Me of 2008

Hey girl, You know, I feel like I was totally clueless about the 2008 financial crisis, until it was very very obvious that shit was whack. I was only three years into my stripping career when the bottom fell out of everything. I remember that business dropped in the club seemingly overnight. I went from... Continue Reading →

Just. Pay. Your. Bills.

Hey girl, I had a tough day at work and I feel totally drained. I am in the business of taking things away from people, unfortunately, when they stop paying for them. Use your imagination. People will ignore the calls, and letters, and formal service of documents....until the Sheriff shows up. THEN it's a crisis... Continue Reading →

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