Season of Hibernation

Last Saturday I met up with a girlfriend for a socially-distant gab fest, and we got onto the subject of universal energy, and personal timelines. I was telling my girlfriend about how much I don't enjoy summer, as much as I try to. I'm uncomfortable, I get lightheaded every time I stand up when it's... Continue Reading →

Daddy Issues: Take 2

June has been a long, difficult, strange month. I went back to work in the beginning of the month, and of course there are all these COVID-restrictions to work around. This country has turned so ugly and amazing at the same time- there are so many racist and ignorant assholes turning out like they have... Continue Reading →

Stripclub DJs Are A Different Breed

During my dancing career, I got to know 5 DJs pretty well. And I'm convinced that the people who become strip club DJs, the men especially, are a different breed of person. Yes, strip club managers and bouncers are in a similar boat of course. It's such a strange subculture, that naturally attracts those that... Continue Reading →

5 Tips For Newbie Strippers

Be wary of the girls who immediately want to become BFFs with you. They probably have an ulterior motive that involves either a) robbing you blind b) getting you hooked on the same shit they're hooked on or c) both. Which brings me to my next one: ALWAYS ALWAYS LOCK YOUR SHIT UP. And do... Continue Reading →

Will The Stripper Pole Ever Spin Again?

With the pandemic interrupting our normal lives, one kind of business that is really struggling is one that "normal" person might not think of- the strip club. What is the future of strip club dancing? Although there are a lot of horny bastards that I'm sure would disagree, strip clubs are not 'essential businesses' and... Continue Reading →

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