If the 7″ Stiletto Fits….

Sometimes I still marvel at my dancing career, that it ever happened. As I've mentioned in a previous post, I am convinced I was ovulating when I called up the club and got an interview. I had to be - how the fuck did I get the balls to take that first step? You've got... Continue Reading →

5 Tips For Newbie Strippers

Be wary of the girls who immediately want to become BFFs with you. They probably have an ulterior motive that involves either a) robbing you blind b) getting you hooked on the same shit they're hooked on or c) both. Which brings me to my next one: ALWAYS ALWAYS LOCK YOUR SHIT UP. And do... Continue Reading →

Will The Stripper Pole Ever Spin Again?

With the pandemic interrupting our normal lives, one kind of business that is really struggling is one that "normal" person might not think of- the strip club. What is the future of strip club dancing? Although there are a lot of horny bastards that I'm sure would disagree, strip clubs are not 'essential businesses' and... Continue Reading →

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