Oh man. The thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars that I wasted.....*sigh* I could go down a deep rabbit hole of regret and torture but I choose not to. What good does it do? Those days are over, the crash of '08 done already wiped out my bank accounts....my ex husband done already spent... Continue Reading →
Want To Help Me Build This Empire?
Hey girl, I have been working on this brand for about a year now, and I have so many plans for it! So, in preparation for all that I want to accomplish, I am starting a newsletter list. This list will let me keep my followers in the loop about all the exciting things I... Continue Reading →
Stripper Etiquette 101: Don’t Ignore The Wife
Good morning Captains, Last night, I was chatting with a friend and former naked co-worker, and she was telling me about her recent disappointing strip club visit. Her and her husband went to a strip club in Pennsylvania, which turned out to be full of overweight sloppy lazy girls. They then went to our old... Continue Reading →
The truth is, a good amount of us DO have daddy issues….
Hey girl, I danced in a medium sized city, that has a rather high unemployment rate, compared to cities of similar size and demographic. There are a lot of broken people in that city. There is a lot of mental illness in that city. It is the city I grew up in, and the one... Continue Reading →
An Ode To Those 7″ Heels
Hey girl, The shoes were what first hooked me. Those giant clear plastic sparkly goddess platforms- I remember the first time I stepped foot in a strip club as a customer, and saw them and LOVED them. I wanted to wear them. I also found out that I rather enjoyed having my head squished between... Continue Reading →
Avoiding the Old Strip Club Customer
Hey girl, Yesterday, at the grocery store I almost walked right into an old customer that I knew in the strip club world. Luckily he was looking elsewhere, and I was able to quickly turn and flee. It happens. You're coming around the corner in some public place, and all of a sudden, "The Farmer"... Continue Reading →
